My alarm clock went off this morning and I rolled over and took a swig from a half empty diet coke can and jumped out of bed.
In the kitchen scrounging for food I opted to finish off a container of peanut brittle instead of making oatmeal.
This is why I'm a fat ass.
So in 10 days I will start my "fat ass to fit ass" challenge.
It will be hard, I will probably whine and curse, it will be challenging because I am lazy.
Above all else, it will hopefully help me take control of my life, and later the world.