Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Side Effects...

My fat jeans are too big, which is a good thing, but my skinny jeans are still skinnier than my ass.

So I keep wearing my fat jeans, hiking them up about 756 times a day. The flip side of wearing my now loose fat jeans is that they make me look fatter. Hanging baggy and slouchy on my already short frame is not a great look. But I'm too cheap/poor to go buy jeans that would fit me now.

I suffer from the disease of keeping clothes in my closet on the hopes I will one day fit into them again. Instead I just keep buying shoes, they always fit.

But this is just added incentive to keep my butt in gear, Vanity they name is Kate.

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