When watching the Academy Awards I saw Reese Witherspoon come out and said 'She's Oscar Barbie!"
People I was with scoffed.. but then my phone started buzzing with people calling to tell me Reese was wearing my prom dress.
The only diff... my dress had a fuller skirt. Me and Reese two peas in the pod.
BTW- I hate Reese Witherspoon, just in general. She's perky and annoying. Mems and I once fought because she said I didn't like Reese because we were so similar. I was perky and blonde too.
I almost threw something when she called me perky. I'd rather she'd have called me a republican than perky.
I'm dark and twisty. Not perky.