My fellow producer Lydia brought this story to my attention:
ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. (AP) _ Score one for the love handles.
Samantha Lynn Frazier says her love handles saved her life. The
Florida woman was shot in the left side while walking into an
Atlantic City bar. The Press of Atlantic City reports the
35-year-old says she heard two pops and felt pain. Police report
the gunman was aiming for someone else. Frazier says she's been
wanting to lose weight. But not anymore. She says she can be as big
as she wants, if it's going to stop a bullet.
I've been going about this all wrong.