Relationship Randomness.

I was reading one of my favorite blogs Quarterlife Confused the other day and for the millionth time thinking ... wow this is like what is in my head.  Basically we're like the same person.

So let's talk about dating in the head of this Fat Ass. 

For starters I never think I'm being hit on, in my defense I've always been oblivious to this, but as I put on weight I honestly just assume I'm not getting hit on, because who wants to hit on the fat girl?

So I'm the funny sidekick for my cute friends.  (Oh, I have some cute friends)  I use sarcasm as a weapon and don't give anyone the chance to reject me.  I live in the "friend zone." 

Maybe as the weight drops off (reads after I've worked my ass off enough) so will all my protective bullshit.  Or maybe I'll just be a skinny bitch.