Boobs.

Let's talk boobs.  (I know shocking, I'm talking about Boobs. Get over it. I'm a boob girl.)

I've been on a hunt for the perfect summer dress this year.  I want a strappy sundress that doesn't make me look like a porn star.  Everyone I find has that criss/cross top that I guess adds cleavage to flat chested girls but for me it just looks like my breasts are trying to escape the top of my dress.

I'm all for cleavage but these dresses make me look obscene.  WTF Stores?

I'm fairly certain shopping would be a hell of a lot easier if I had smaller boobs.  In fact Kate Hudson summed it up perfectly after gaining weight (and boobies) during her pregnancy.  And yes I'm just as suprised that I'm quoting Kate Hudson-

*Big breasts are fun for certain things and really not fun for other things. Plus, I love fashion, and having big breasts is not ideal for certain looks. They’re way more fun when you’re not in your clothes. Then, they’re a blast!*

This is completely true.  Boobs are bad for fashion.  I have to buy shirts a size bigger to fit my boobs and they hang loose or it fits my bottom half and my boobs squeeze out like overripened melons.  It's crap.

I'm not the only girl with boobs.  A majority of American women are size 12-14 and you know that means a lot of them carry weight in their boobs too... so why won't stores offer clothing that compliments our figures? 

Guess it's tank tops and shorts all summer long for me. 

Fashion people need to figure out boobs are great... and clothes should be cut accordingly.

I mean hell, if it wasn't for boobs I'd never get dates.  Or out of parking tickets.